Dogs like smells. They love them. Crotches, ass holes, dead seals, and the like.

Apparently a dogs smell world is more than 100 times as interesting as a humans’ smell world.

In the human world, taste is where it’s at. We make soufflés, and frittata’s, thanksgiving turkey, candies and krunchies.

Dogs are content to eat human shit.

Now we have a wonderful new idea! Scratch and sniff dog treats! Why give dogs eatable treats, when their smell world, is out of this world!? Why waste perfectly good bacon strps on a dog, when the smell of it slow roasting on the bar-b-que is so much more fantastic!

Trap those smells in a smelly sticker, and scratch it for the dog to sniff. Don’t share your salami, just chew it up, and blow it in his face.

Just be careful, in France, blowing smoke in someone’s face is an invitation for sex.

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